Creepy Did the Cheshire Cat with that strange grin strike you as just a little creepy? Wait 'til you see this... |
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No. 1 On Rabbit Radio Spike and Maggie entertain another full house. He rhythmically chomps the Apple Slice while she plays a rudimentary pan flute fashioned out of celery stalks. This type of music has never been recorded, but once heard is mesmerizing and unforgettable. Musicologists are still trying to determine how Spike and Maggie each vary pitch by raising and lowering one ear. "Stunning," said one. "Dunno, just sounds like crunching to me," said another, but he was just an intern and was quickly sent home. |
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Creepy Did the Cheshire Cat with that strange grin strike you as just a little creepy? Wait 'til you see this... |
