Terror Alert
BLACK (FUR): Duct tape won't save you now human. Lay your fresh cilantro, carrots, celery, and apples on the floor. Move back. Slowly. For the duration of this alert level pretty much anything less than eighteen inches off the ground is at risk of being gnawed on.
The photographer got a little too close to this fine specimen while breakfast was being served, and what appeared to be a rational, well-adjusted bunny went on an absolute rampage. No cilantro leaf was safe. No carrot stick was secure. No apple slice was spared. Following this incident this Home's Land Department of Security has just raised the Terror Alert Level to BLACK (FUR), which is explained below:
Red: Severe Risk that you will be woken by things that go thump in the night and will feel strangely compelled to offer cored organic apples to the dark forces. Don't fight it. It feels right somehow, doesn't it? Put the apples down right there. Now go back to sleep.
Orange: High Risk that you have an inadequate supply of carrots in the house. Wake up man, what if there's an emergency??? Get down to the store now and stock up! And get fresh cilantro leaves while you're there!
Blue: Guarded / General Risk of conditions defined by rabbits as "unpleasant." Turn all dogs to mute and keep all non-vegetable odors to a minimum.
Yellow: Elevated / Significant Risk that Spike and Maggie will hunt you down and make you bring them fresh timothy hay. Oh, AND put it in exactly the right place in the center of their bunny condo for them or risk severe repercussions my friend.