Bigfoot. Sasquatch. The names conjur up images of a huge furry beast, who after thundering across the open plain of the livingroom suddenly decides without warning to plant himself as flat to the ground as possible (this is a classic marshal arts move) and stare intently at a plastic orange juice jug until it melts.

Bigfoot, February 2001. Note the thick fur of this specimen, who has obviously lost his marbles (see upper right).

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Unretouched Photographic Evidence