Healthy Living
Today's Editorial
You want Healthy Living? Let's talk about healthy eating. I exercise my right to eat all the vegan goodies I can get my paws on. You know what? I'm pretty dang proud of my mammoth proportions. It takes a big guy to handle those humans we live with. When they take too long to get our breakfast or dinner you can bet I let them know about it! A well-placed thump from me makes Richter scales jump in California!
Sr. ed.: Artistic photo cropping makes him look bigger than he is. Really. But some people are truly convinced of his larger than life stature; Spike receives mail and has even been pre-approved for platinum and titanium credit cards. What really worries me are the cards from realtors offering to help him find a new home.
