Details are just emerging that, if verified, confirm Spike's identity as Agent 001, an extraordinary spy with super powers. Undercover animal activists unearthed this dosier in a top secret government facility. Its pages describe a new technology that Agent 001 has been successfully employing to his advantage in the field. |
Scientists have figured out how to make planes invisible to RADAR and submarines invisible to SONAR, but making our spies invisible to eyes and cameras has been the stuff of science fiction movies... until now.
This government report photograph shows Spike - Agent 001 - in a small Moscow flat around the corner from the Sanjunovskaya Baths, a hot spot for spies of all colors. Especially black. Agent 001 is prepared to do anything for his country. |
Realizing that his presence has been detected, Agent 001 immediately enters Stealth Mode. The dashingly handsome rabbit suddenly appears to be no more than a two-dimensional black hole in a vaguely rabbit-like shape. Just a split second later Agent 001 is almost completely in Stealth Mode, having become a dark shadow and exhibiting no rabbit-like characteristics. |
HE'S GONE! ...or is he? Now in Stealth Mode, Agent 001 can move freely without detection. As a part of his mission he may require from you a single sock, a pen top, a remote control, and a set of keys. You might think you've lost these things, but they will be returned to you in due time. Remember, this is for your country. |
Calling all patriots: support government agents who may be operating in Stealth Mode in your very neighborhood by leaving the occasional carrot or bunch of fresh cilantro in your yard. It may not appear to move... but you never know when one might be needed. |
US Also Running Secret "Double-O" Program |
Now that the cold war is over Spike's business in Moscow is mostly studying various governments' involvement in and influence over Russian industry. Put down that Pravda; let Spike tell you what's really going on. But wait! footsteps in the hall... and the phone line is dead... |
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